Small Business Lover Mugs

'I make the lemonade and sell it -- Kevin just fills out the Federal forms.'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

'I treat everyone here the same as my family. . . like s**t.'

Expenses/Income. "Our only problem is working out how to switch these."

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

Dog selling toilet water on front lawn

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"I'll have the usual."

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

"I'd say business was brisk."

"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."

A Specialty Bookstore Chain that Failed, 'Untitled Books.'

"We're still the same, great company we've always been, only we've ceased to exist."

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

"Forget lemonade. The real money's in bottled water."

'You have to stop bringing all that work home. You're trying to send a fax from our toaster.'

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

Free Printer with Purchase of Ink

"I'm worried. We're small enough to fail, but not big enough to be bailed out!"

'McWit Plumbing and Lite Puff Pastries.' The only way to survive in today's economy it's good to diversify.'