Slow-paced Humor Lover Pillows

'It's an interesting effect: I tend to walk faster when I'm listening to Rock & Roll...'

It's an anti-tipping device, I thought of it while watching Drag-Racing on TV...

I wanna find out about your let to buy options!

'Raymond, you're moving too fast for me!'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Crap from the future.

A Golden Non-Retriever

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

The Monroe Doctrine

Honest Voting Stickers

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Before disposing of useless information please make file copies.

Think tanks.

Evil Henchman Gets a Promotion.

Suggestions and Cheap Shots.

Our large economy size packet hasn't been selling...it's too big to carry home.

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

"It's not so much a minivan as it is a hearse for our youth."

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

Police Lineup Escape

"Welcome to Alabama. Pro-life at birth; not so much after that."

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff,'

Traders joining Wall Street protests

"Six hundred Starbucks closing? Really? Is that on the East Side or West Side?"

"I don't know what that is, either - it could be the Olsen twins."

"My reflexes are not what they used to be: This is how I catch birds now..."

'Escape?...Why?'

"Uncle Tod's Reviews"

Euro Collapse

Dollars Press Conference