Slow Morning Starter Pillows

"Time to wake up, Jim. It's Monday morning."

Back to work...

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

"How about a little more coffee?"

"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"

The First Day Back

I am coffee and I need more coffee

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

'You got him here before the tardy bell, Mrs. Bates, but I'm not sure he's prepared to learn.'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

"OK, I think we're pretty much back to square one. You can stop now."

'Gravity wins - again.'

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'

"Well, there goes summer..."

'Sorry I'm late - My sundial didn't go off.'

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

"This year, I'm starting school with a positive attitude! You have my word...I'm waiting till the second week of school to call it the worst year of my life."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

"Uggh! Who am I?" 'Rory Bremner wakes up with a hangover'

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

Eye Opener

Girls in bed

'Is there a secret handshake or anything I should know?'

'It's a true real scientific fact! If I don't open my eyes, today will go away!'

'Was the class too early for you?'

False starts.

"It's someone's turn to make the coffee..."

'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, babe.'

Monday Checklist.

'I don't know why we're starting school so soon. My mom hasn't even reached the end of her rope.'

"Is that your back-to-school face, or are you practicing for Halloween?"

'I'm running late again this morning...' - '...in the vain hope that somebody will fire me.' - 'Gah. My life is ridiculous.'