"Time to wake up, Jim. It's Monday morning."
Slow Morning Starter Gifts
Looking for a gift for your slow morning starter? Our collection features witty and lovable items that honor their laid-back attitude and creative flair. Whether they love cozy mornings with coffee or thoughtful pauses before the day begins, these products will make their mornings even more special. Find charming mugs, playful t-shirts, comfy pillows, and art prints that celebrate their relaxed routine and creative vibe—perfect for anyone who takes their time to start the day right.
Back to work...
"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."
'I'd like to challenge the test.'
"How about a little more coffee?"
A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".
"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"
The First Day Back
I am coffee and I need more coffee
'You got him here before the tardy bell, Mrs. Bates, but I'm not sure he's prepared to learn.'
"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."
WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'
'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'
"OK, I think we're pretty much back to square one. You can stop now."
'Gravity wins - again.'
'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'
"Well, there goes summer..."
"This year, I'm starting school with a positive attitude! You have my word...I'm waiting till the second week of school to call it the worst year of my life."
'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'
'Sorry I'm late - My sundial didn't go off.'
WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'
"Uggh! Who am I?" 'Rory Bremner wakes up with a hangover'
"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."
'Is there a secret handshake or anything I should know?'
Girls in bed
'It's a true real scientific fact! If I don't open my eyes, today will go away!'
Eye Opener
'Was the class too early for you?'
"It's someone's turn to make the coffee..."
False starts.
'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, babe.'
Monday Checklist.
'I don't know why we're starting school so soon. My mom hasn't even reached the end of her rope.'
"Is that your back-to-school face, or are you practicing for Halloween?"
"This isn't the most progressive place so try to sip your coffee in a manly way."
Slow Morning Starter Gifts Collection
Slow Morning Starter Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for slow morning starters. Find the one that makes their first sip even more special.
Slow Morning Starter Pillows
Discover pillows that add comfort and charm to their slow morning routine. Perfect for creating a cozy, inspiring space.
Slow Morning Starter Prints
Browse vibrant prints that celebrate creativity and calm mornings. A delightful addition to their relaxing space.
Slow Morning Starter T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts designed for relaxed mornings. Ideal for those who love to take their time and stay comfortably stylish.