Slow Morning Starter Mugs

"Time to wake up, Jim. It's Monday morning."

Back to work...

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

"How about a little more coffee?"

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"

The First Day Back

I am coffee and I need more coffee

'You got him here before the tardy bell, Mrs. Bates, but I'm not sure he's prepared to learn.'

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"OK, I think we're pretty much back to square one. You can stop now."

'Gravity wins - again.'

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'

"Well, there goes summer..."

"This year, I'm starting school with a positive attitude! You have my word...I'm waiting till the second week of school to call it the worst year of my life."

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

'Sorry I'm late - My sundial didn't go off.'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

"Uggh! Who am I?" 'Rory Bremner wakes up with a hangover'

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

'Is there a secret handshake or anything I should know?'

Girls in bed

'It's a true real scientific fact! If I don't open my eyes, today will go away!'

Eye Opener

'Was the class too early for you?'

"It's someone's turn to make the coffee..."

False starts.

'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, babe.'

Monday Checklist.

'I don't know why we're starting school so soon. My mom hasn't even reached the end of her rope.'

"Is that your back-to-school face, or are you practicing for Halloween?"

"This isn't the most progressive place so try to sip your coffee in a manly way."