School Starter Mugs

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

'I don't know why we're starting school so soon. My mom hasn't even reached the end of her rope.'

"I fully expect the third grade to hold plenty of difficulties, but I've had a restful summer and think I'm up to whatever challenges I encounter."

"On your mark, get set. . . Start School!!!"

"Is that your back-to-school face, or are you practicing for Halloween?"

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

"Well, there goes summer..."

Cuba restarts the school year

"Hey, we both know kids who got sucked into the glamor and excitement of kindergarten, played all-out and had no game left for first grade."

"Here's my homework, Miss Sanchez."

"This year, I'm starting school with a positive attitude! You have my word...I'm waiting till the second week of school to call it the worst year of my life."

To help them find their way around, freshmen at Wilstead High were issued bloodhounds for the first month of school,

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabble!'

Mom on the First Day of School.

First day of School: 'This is it, Mom! The big one! The one I've waited six years for!'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabble!'

'Thanks, Mom, I can handle it from here.'

'Is there a secret handshake or anything I should know?'

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

The First Day Back

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."