'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'
Gym Starter Mugs
Kickstart their mornings with mugs designed for gym newcomers. Featuring motivational quotes and funny graphics, these mugs help keep the energy high from the first sip to the last rep.
"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."
Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.
"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"
"OK, ready to go again?"
DumbbellsSmartbells.
"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."
"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."
'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'
That's not what I meant when I suggested you get an exercise machine.
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"I hate Tuesday. Tuesday I work legs."
'Don't worry about a few pounds up or down. Our main concern is always your bottom line.'
A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".
Gym. It doesn't help when you call the ab workout a "journey to the center of the girth."
The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.
"I gave up on the wheel and designed this. You'll thank me when electricity is invented."
"I'm making him take a spin class."
'Will I still be married?'
"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."
Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'
Let's work those arms -- newspaper, Blackberry...
Ants stealing from the picnic.
Clown riding unicycle exercise machine at health club.
"You're in extreme danger because you eat too much/eat too much fat/don't exercise/worrying about these things will kill you."
'I'm giving you extra marks for the six pack.' - Dr. Jeckyl , the College Years.
'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.'
The Man of La Mancha,and his sidekick, the Man of La Muncha.
"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."
Heavy syrup
"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"
No caption. (In a gym, one man runs on a treadmill while another walks on a tightrope machine).
"That one is 2 hours on the treadmill."
Man using the rowing machine at health club has a coxswain call out the rowing rhythm.
Whoa, you've been working out.
Gym Starter Mugs Collection
Gym Starter Pillows
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Gym Starter Prints
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Gym Starter T-Shirts
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