Slow Morning Embracer Mugs

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

Instructional guide to scribbling

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

Ultra-lazy sloth

"Must be another paradigm shift."

"You've changed."

Summertime.

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

'His thought process is non-linear. It bounces around like a tumbling tumbleweed!'

"Spring is definitely here! Which means yard work is not far behind...."

'In today's economy, it's important to put some of your money under you mattress and bury some in backyard...'

'He's not the man I married. In fact, none of them are.'

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

Janus 2021

Anxiety of Change

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."

Courtney Love

"You really think they'll come back to the hill after they've gotten used to working remotely?"

"Can't find your office, doc?"

"I hope I'm single for Valentine's because only I fully know my worth in chocolate."

"I'm a professional organizer. At home, I like to relax."

'I'm all about quantity.'