Slow Game Strategist Mugs

Ted knew he was in for a long day when his opponent patiently waited for the snail to crawl out of his putting line.

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Sweep the board.

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

Personal conker trainer.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Hockey Season.

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

Target your message

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

Tic-tac-toe

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

Tetris Rejects

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

"Watch his feet - if he doesn't step into the throw, he's going to fake it."

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

Gaah! You sank my longship!

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

Existential Risk

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

"Sometimes we all feel like we've been tossed. You just have to roll with it."