Slow Game Strategist Pillows

Ted knew he was in for a long day when his opponent patiently waited for the snail to crawl out of his putting line.

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Sweep the board.

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

Personal conker trainer.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Hockey Season.

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

Target your message

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

Tic-tac-toe

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

Tetris Rejects

Existential Risk

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Gaah! You sank my longship!

"Watch his feet - if he doesn't step into the throw, he's going to fake it."

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

Competitive tic-tac-toe