Slow But Steady Strategist Mugs

'Believe it or not General, the Army is already charging...'

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'Oh, I HATE IT when he does that thing with his mouth...TALKING!'

'No, Bob, I haven't noticed you haven't spoken to me in 3 days... I just thought we were getting along.'

'It's a silent protest.'

'You should have seen me sooner, Mr. Fenswick.'

'In just ten years he's accomplished what has taken others weeks to do.'

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"There never seems to be enough hours in the day does there?"

Cat Trap,

Model Stealth Bomber.

"We both want this relationship to last, so we're taking it slowly..."

"Wel...come...to...my...zoom...meet...ing..."

Bear bends hunter's guns.

"Daddy's going of to defeat terrorism in subtler, economic ways."

"Testing the "I could do this job in my sleep" theory."

'If you can keep your head while all about are losing theirs...'

'No kidding? You're the bluebird of mutually assured destruction deterrants?'

"It's great, Heidi! All the privacy I want without locking the door...And they probably won't figure it out until I'm in college!"

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How David Really Won

"...The sun sank slowly in the west. Time slowed down to a crawl, and there was no reason to hurry. The tortoise knew he had time to kill. Haste makes waste, he thought..."

'We just have to win this account, Barbara and I have another litter on the way!'

'She's a good coach, and the kids seem to like her. But I still think someone should at least run a background check.'

"We always take one piece out."

Bob worked hard to avoid the spotlight.

'You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming...'

After convincing his competitors that being early to bed and early to rise would make them healthy, wealthy and wise, Ben Franklin stayed up all night working on his next invention.

Ted knew he was in for a long day when his opponent patiently waited for the snail to crawl out of his putting line.

'I find that if you roll your sleeves down before you go in for dinner, you don't have to wash so much.'

'The brood mares are coming this way! If they ask you if they look fat the answer is no!'

'You say that one day you win and the next day you lose? Why don't you bet on alternate days?'