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Slow And Steady Advocate Gifts
Looking for a gift inspired by persistence and dedication? Our 'Slow and Steady Advocate' line features products that honor the virtues of patience, perseverance, and steady effort. Whether it's for a friend, a mentor, or yourself, these items speak to the power of taking your time and staying committed to your goals. From humorous mugs to inspiring art prints, find something that celebrates your advocacy for steady progress.
Snail stuck behind student driver thinks 'Just my luck'.
Sleep Therapy Center. Hey, guess what! I have rapid eye movement!
'Oh yeah, lets invite the Sloth in he says, to make up the numbers, he says.'
"A snailish economy or a sluggish economy?"
"We both want this relationship to last, so we're taking it slowly..."
"There never seems to be enough hours in the day does there?"
"Is this your first marathon?"
"I'm sorry, but I don't think I can keep up with anything on Zoom."
Speed Dating for Turtles
What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.
'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'
'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'
Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.
'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'
'It's a silent protest.'
'You should have seen me sooner, Mr. Fenswick.'
'In just ten years he's accomplished what has taken others weeks to do.'
"The key to happiness is privacy. Hear what I'm sayin'?"
'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'
Pension in race with tortoise and snail.
'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'
Snail Display Today
"Wel...come...to...my...zoom...meet...ing..."
Speed Checked By Radar.
'Okay, you can see him now. But you must promise not to wake him.'
A tortoise
"...The sun sank slowly in the west. Time slowed down to a crawl, and there was no reason to hurry. The tortoise knew he had time to kill. Haste makes waste, he thought..."
'Sorry, Bill's out of his office today, he should be back Monday.'
'Believe it or not General, the Army is already charging...'
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"
Sign outside tortoise shell: 'Out to lunch'.
"Mr. Green and I should be there in about 2 hours!"
'Don't you 'shh' me.'
"Where do you see yourself in 150 years?"
Slow And Steady Advocate Gifts Collection
Slow And Steady Advocate Mugs
Discover a range of mugs celebrating patience and perseverance—perfect for the slow and steady advocate in your life.
Slow And Steady Advocate Pillows
Find cozy pillows with messages of resilience and patience—great for any advocate of taking the slow route.
Slow And Steady Advocate Prints
Decorate your space with inspiring prints that honor the virtues of persistence and steady progress.
Slow And Steady Advocate T-Shirts
Explore T-shirts that champion dedication and persistence, ideal for proud advocates of the steady path.