Slow And Steady Advocate Pillows

The Victorious Turtle

Snail stuck behind student driver thinks 'Just my luck'.

'Oh yeah, lets invite the Sloth in he says, to make up the numbers, he says.'

"A snailish economy or a sluggish economy?"

"We both want this relationship to last, so we're taking it slowly..."

"There never seems to be enough hours in the day does there?"

"I'm sorry, but I don't think I can keep up with anything on Zoom."

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

'It's a silent protest.'

'You should have seen me sooner, Mr. Fenswick.'

'In just ten years he's accomplished what has taken others weeks to do.'

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

"Wel...come...to...my...zoom...meet...ing..."

Snail Display Today

Speed Checked By Radar.

'Okay, you can see him now. But you must promise not to wake him.'

'Sorry, Bill's out of his office today, he should be back Monday.'

A tortoise

"...The sun sank slowly in the west. Time slowed down to a crawl, and there was no reason to hurry. The tortoise knew he had time to kill. Haste makes waste, he thought..."

'Believe it or not General, the Army is already charging...'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

Sign outside tortoise shell: 'Out to lunch'.

"Where do you see yourself in 150 years?"

Tortoise Mailman.

"Mr. Green and I should be there in about 2 hours!"

'Don't you 'shh' me.'

Tortoise: I've been fired from the Marching Band: I couldn't keep up...

"It's those creative types you ought to be checking on."

True Believer

'I love my job, but the commute is killing me.'