Watchful Advocate Pillows

"The prosecution rests, Your Honor, but with one eye open!"

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

Slavery Reparations

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

"I suppose we should start with listening skills!"

'If elected, I promise to my darndest to keep money in politics.'

'It's a silent protest.'

"The key to happiness is privacy. Hear what I'm sayin'?"

Cleaning Out the WildLife for New Residential Construction.

'Not only is he a good hunting dog he's a good watch dog.'

"There never seems to be enough hours in the day does there?"

'Finishing law school was easy compared to finding an office.'

"Unbelievable! Why isn't anybody doing something against the awful dog poverty?"

Liu Xiaobo dies.

"We both want this relationship to last, so we're taking it slowly..."

The Price of Freedom is Eternal Vigilance.

'Okay, you can see him now. But you must promise not to wake him.'

Sleep Therapy Center. Hey, guess what! I have rapid eye movement!

This place is crawling with backstabbers, but they don't worry me.

The Trump Agenda is resisted by women.

Attacks on Free Speech

What To Do About Homelessness

Danger Ahead

Cuban Protests

'Don't you 'shh' me.'

"I'd like to be straightforward about all this, but, of course, that's out of the question."

True Believer

Voting With Money

Snail stuck behind student driver thinks 'Just my luck'.

"Is this your first marathon?"

Syria

The Victorious Turtle

See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Whisleblower