Watchful Citizen Pillows

Watching You.

'Who's watching the watchers?'

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

'This is just a routine check, sir - who did you vote for in the last election?'

American Venn diagram

Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.

Street: The Magazine for Homeless People

New Years Reolutions

"This is your social worker Mrs Bigworth, she's brought your care package."

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

'Hey! Roll a mile in my shoes!'

Dave began to suspect that he had moved next door to the neighbour from hell.

House of Commons on the TV - 'Oh no! Not more reality TV.'

One in ten Minnesotans live with hunger.

'I know I just met you, but I already hate you. It saves time.'

'There, but for liposuction, go I.'

Capital Building of trash

Fat kids in football T-shirts, Rooney and Ronaldo. Man says: 'It's good for kids to have sport role models.'

Assignment - Review School Security.

The Anxious School Drop Off

Snake disappearing through door.

City Park - your tax dollars at play.

A refugee and her infant are covered by a tattered EU flag.

"Of course I have eyes on the back of my head, I'm your mother."

Homework.

'Is it bullet-proof?'

'Hey, our neighbor has the same model telescope as we do!'

"Lucky guy... You can't get fired!"

Homeless Christmas

"The prosecution rests, Your Honor, but with one eye open!"

Defective Media Image.

"Funny - the congressman was here a minute ago..."

Stephen Harper: "Look, I'm glad you asked me about that. Niqab, Niqab, Niqab, Openness. Niqab."