Silent Advocate Pillows

2020 was a rough year for lip readers. (sad man wearing a mask, not able to read lips)

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

Trappist Monk Discord

"I suppose we should start with listening skills!"

'It's a silent protest.'

A neutral observer.

"There never seems to be enough hours in the day does there?"

"We both want this relationship to last, so we're taking it slowly..."

Old man in pub threatening the live band with CS gas

'Okay, you can see him now. But you must promise not to wake him.'

Mod riding by on motorbike calling out statements - 'It's political correctness gone mod.'

Post Office Worker.

'I'd like to outlaw street mimes, too, but they have the right to remain silent.'

'Don't you 'shh' me.'

Make America Quiet

'You don't know what a treat it is for me to run into you!'

The Off-line Store

It turns out nobody has anything to say.

"I'm bringing litigation against everyone who is responsible for my overly demanding socialization."

Mouse Protest

Snail stuck behind student driver thinks 'Just my luck'.

The only guy left who's not online.

Ask Me about my Break from Social Media

'Would you mind turning your radio down?'

The Victorious Turtle

"He definitely doesn't want to see anybody."

The Organ Grinding Nuisance Pt. 2

"The prosecution rests, Your Honor, but with one eye open!"

"A snailish economy or a sluggish economy?"

Shut Up