Silent Advocate Gifts

2020 was a rough year for lip readers. (sad man wearing a mask, not able to read lips)

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

Trappist Monk Discord

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

"I suppose we should start with listening skills!"

'It's a silent protest.'

A neutral observer.

"The key to happiness is privacy. Hear what I'm sayin'?"

"There never seems to be enough hours in the day does there?"

"We both want this relationship to last, so we're taking it slowly..."

Old man in pub threatening the live band with CS gas

'Okay, you can see him now. But you must promise not to wake him.'

Mod riding by on motorbike calling out statements - 'It's political correctness gone mod.'

Sleep Therapy Center. Hey, guess what! I have rapid eye movement!

Post Office Worker.

This place is crawling with backstabbers, but they don't worry me.

'I'd like to outlaw street mimes, too, but they have the right to remain silent.'

'Don't you 'shh' me.'

Make America Quiet

'You don't know what a treat it is for me to run into you!'

The Off-line Store

"I'm bringing litigation against everyone who is responsible for my overly demanding socialization."

It turns out nobody has anything to say.

'Would you mind turning your radio down?'

Ask Me about my Break from Social Media

The only guy left who's not online.

Mouse Protest

Snail stuck behind student driver thinks 'Just my luck'.

"Is this your first marathon?"

The Victorious Turtle

"He definitely doesn't want to see anybody."

The Organ Grinding Nuisance Pt. 2

Shut Up

"A snailish economy or a sluggish economy?"

"The prosecution rests, Your Honor, but with one eye open!"