Slothful Sitter Pillows

'Late night with Norm Klosterman'

'Seem the remote?'

"Mine's still in bed."

"That's the preacher's dog."

"Show off."

How the goat got square eyes.

'Sorry, I always cry at weddings...'

Book on Thumb Twiddling

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

"He tried living in the fast lane, but he didn't like it, so now he just sleeps all day."

Bummer Time Streaming

"Not another car chase. That's the last time I let you and the dog pick the video."

"I'd really let myself go. I hadn't shaved in days."

How To Sit When You Are A Kid

"It appeals to pride, greed, lust, sloth and envy, but we're overlooking gluttony and avarice."

"Hello there, Mulligan's pillows for better posture, let me leave you a brochure."

"Keep 'em coming until I smile."

"This could be a job for....Slothman. Nahhh."

Desert Island Slob.

"Define 'busy'...."

You've been so grouchy since you quit smoking.

"What's wrong- nothing to rave about?"

"My parents never talk to me about S-E-X – all the talk about is S-A-Ts."

'You were okay as a sinner, but I've seen worse.' 'That's what we call damning with faint praise.'

'I watch 7 hours of TV a day - more if there's anything worth watching. . .'

A brand new day finds Fred, as usual, happily sitting on the sidelines of his own life.

I see you found somewhere cool, dry and safe to keep your books! Yes, but it's too dark to read in here!