Sanctified Sitter Pillows

"That's the preacher's dog."

Church for sports worshipers.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"He's no hat and all corgis."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

James decided to stay in that night.

"Show off."

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

Although in hindsight, maybe she said feed the cat and water the plants.

"How long have we been sitting on balls, Jon?"

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fives on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

'Late night with Norm Klosterman'

Ice Fishing

Action Film Shushing

'I love high-definition TV!'

'Seem the remote?'

Footballer's Wages

How To Sit When You Are A Kid

'Sorry to disturb you, sir, but coach is wondering if it is OK to put you in the game.'

'So what if Tex is sitting on your log? Pick out a new one!'

"Hello there, Mulligan's pillows for better posture, let me leave you a brochure."

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First Bar of Spring

"He's co-dependant, I usually board him, but the conference is only three days. Just make sure to let him out from nine to five to do his business. Oh – and treats are in the liquor cabinet."

"Hey! Who's this little guy?"

'I told you these were great seats, but there is a downside. If you need to go to the restroom...'

"So, desk: yay or nay?"