Active Sitter Pillows

"How long have we been sitting on balls, Jon?"

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"Quick, start the car!"

'Fetch.'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Church for sports worshipers.

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

A large leaf falling on a dog

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Hush puppy.

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

Tourists and their Pets.

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"He's a guard dog."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"Shake! Good Dog."

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

'He's not supposed to go out.'

"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'