Cinema Sitter Pillows

Action Film Shushing

Church for sports worshipers.

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

"That's the preacher's dog."

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

Mr. Bumble and Mrs. Corney taking tea

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"Let's wait for it to come out on cable and then not watch it."

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

Although in hindsight, maybe she said feed the cat and water the plants.

"How long have we been sitting on balls, Jon?"

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fives on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

"The cat walking business didn't go anywhere! Neither did we."

Ice Fishing

"Not another car chase. That's the last time I let you and the dog pick the video."

A cat in a tube

'I love high-definition TV!'

Footballer's Wages

How To Sit When You Are A Kid

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"Hey! Who's this little guy?"

Cinemaplex

"He's co-dependant, I usually board him, but the conference is only three days. Just make sure to let him out from nine to five to do his business. Oh – and treats are in the liquor cabinet."

'I told you these were great seats, but there is a downside. If you need to go to the restroom...'

"So, desk: yay or nay?"

'Aren't you even going to tell me what the word I said means?'

"The Graysons are on vacation in Europe. I'm the sitter."