Cinema Sitter Prints

Action Film Shushing

Church for sports worshipers.

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

"That's the preacher's dog."

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

Mr. Bumble and Mrs. Corney taking tea

Eager to get back out but want to limit your exposure? Come to Barry's barbershop, restaurant, gym 'n cinema.

"Let's wait for it to come out on cable and then not watch it."

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

Although in hindsight, maybe she said feed the cat and water the plants.

"How long have we been sitting on balls, Jon?"

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fives on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

"The cat walking business didn't go anywhere! Neither did we."

Our occupations? I am a student of The Contemporary Scene and my friend, here is an observer of The Passing Parade.

Ice Fishing

"Not another car chase. That's the last time I let you and the dog pick the video."

A cat in a tube

'I love high-definition TV!'

Footballer's Wages

How To Sit When You Are A Kid

No Starlets Were Harmed

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Cinemaplex

"Hey! Who's this little guy?"

"He's co-dependant, I usually board him, but the conference is only three days. Just make sure to let him out from nine to five to do his business. Oh – and treats are in the liquor cabinet."

Whoa. I just had a near-life experience.

"Hey man, did I step on your foot a minute ago?"

'I told you these were great seats, but there is a downside. If you need to go to the restroom...'

"So, desk: yay or nay?"