House Sitter Prints

Although in hindsight, maybe she said feed the cat and water the plants.

"And, while I'm away, you'll be in the good hands of my oversight committee."

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

"The Graysons are on vacation in Europe. I'm the sitter."

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

"He's co-dependant, I usually board him, but the conference is only three days. Just make sure to let him out from nine to five to do his business. Oh – and treats are in the liquor cabinet."

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fives on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

City Zoo: Day Care

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"Look Mommy, hat!"

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

The Baby Walker

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

'Fetch.'

"Quick, start the car!"

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

A large leaf falling on a dog

"I didn't spark joy."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

Hush puppy.

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."