House Sitter Prints

Although in hindsight, maybe she said feed the cat and water the plants.

"And, while I'm away, you'll be in the good hands of my oversight committee."

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

"The Graysons are on vacation in Europe. I'm the sitter."

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

"He's co-dependant, I usually board him, but the conference is only three days. Just make sure to let him out from nine to five to do his business. Oh – and treats are in the liquor cabinet."

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fives on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

City Zoo: Day Care

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

The Baby Walker

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"Look Mommy, hat!"

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Quick, start the car!"

'Fetch.'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

A large leaf falling on a dog

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"I didn't spark joy."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."