"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."
Sloth Speedster T-Shirts
Celebrate the quirky spirit of the sloth speedster with fun, creative t-shirts that showcase the hilarious contrast of speed and sloth-like patience in style.
"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"
Sloth 10K.
Ultra-lazy sloth
Homo Zapiens
'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'
"I brought you coffee. Sorry it’s cold."
"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."
TV Watch(ing) Dog for sale.
'Boy, there are days I feel like doing even less than I usually do...'
"Siblings? yes, I'm one of seven."
I think the dolphin is my spirit animal! Unfortunately, it's likely mine is the sloth.
"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."
Sloth traffic jam.
'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'
"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."
"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."
'Junior is just a little confused.'
'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'
'I AM a three-toed sloth, but cartoonists always draw us with two toes.'
Sloth Studios - "Lights! camera! inaction!"
Honey I'm Home
"I don't think they had you in mind when they invented the mobile device."
SlothPossum Watching Upside Down TV
"Geoffrey's new year resolution was to give up self-respect."
The Tedious Adventures of Mr. Sloth...
"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."
"No one quite knew what Bob did to earn a crust...rumour had it he was a biologist...with a special interest in sloths!"
'Could you bring me the new investment regulations you downloaded yesterday?' 'It's still downloading.'
Tai Chi video - can you slow it down, it's still too fast!
'At least I'm not accused of being envious, lustful, greedy, prideful, gluttonous or wrathful.'
'Speaking of ground sloths.'
'Monday morning feeling? But it's thursday!'
"The rumors were true - you're the slowest gun in the West."
'Call me lazy if you want, but I wouldn't trade my life with anybody else's...'
Sloth Speedster T-Shirts Collection
Sloth Speedster Mugs
Explore our collection of sloth speedster mugs for a fun, witty way to brighten up your mornings or surprise a friend.
Sloth Speedster Pillows
Relax with our playful sloth speedster pillows—cozy, humorous, and a great way to add personality to any space.
Sloth Speedster Prints
Bring fun to your walls with vibrant prints of the sloth speedster—quirky and full of creative charm for any room.