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'Could you bring me the new investment regulations you downloaded yesterday?' 'It's still downloading.'

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

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Homo Zapiens

'Caesar salad?'

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

How the goat got square eyes.

"I brought you coffee. Sorry it’s cold."

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"Let me take that for you."

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

"Siblings? yes, I'm one of seven."

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

'Boy, there are days I feel like doing even less than I usually do...'

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

Sloth traffic jam.

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

'I AM a three-toed sloth, but cartoonists always draw us with two toes.'

'Junior is just a little confused.'

Sloth Studios - "Lights! camera! inaction!"

Honey I'm Home

SlothPossum Watching Upside Down TV

"Geoffrey's new year resolution was to give up self-respect."

The Tedious Adventures of Mr. Sloth...

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

"No one quite knew what Bob did to earn a crust...rumour had it he was a biologist...with a special interest in sloths!"

'Monday morning feeling? But it's thursday!'

"The rumors were true - you're the slowest gun in the West."

"We suck at this."

"There you are, dear. . . that's you all set to watch satuday night television now!"

'Call me lazy if you want, but I wouldn't trade my life with anybody else's...'