Sloth Speedster Gifts

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

Ultra-lazy sloth

Homo Zapiens

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"I brought you coffee. Sorry it’s cold."

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

"Siblings? yes, I'm one of seven."

'Boy, there are days I feel like doing even less than I usually do...'

TV Watch(ing) Dog for sale.

Sloth traffic jam.

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

'Junior is just a little confused.'

'I AM a three-toed sloth, but cartoonists always draw us with two toes.'

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

Sloth Studios - "Lights! camera! inaction!"

Honey I'm Home

"Geoffrey's new year resolution was to give up self-respect."

"No one quite knew what Bob did to earn a crust...rumour had it he was a biologist...with a special interest in sloths!"

"I don't think they had you in mind when they invented the mobile device."

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

The Tedious Adventures of Mr. Sloth...

SlothPossum Watching Upside Down TV

'Could you bring me the new investment regulations you downloaded yesterday?' 'It's still downloading.'

Tai Chi video - can you slow it down, it's still too fast!

'At least I'm not accused of being envious, lustful, greedy, prideful, gluttonous or wrathful.'

Refrigerator for the really lazy

"The rumors were true - you're the slowest gun in the West."

"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."

"We suck at this."

"Sloth!"