Sloth Soul Gifts

'No, we don't have invisible fence, Dear. Grandpa's allowed to get out of the chair.'

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

Sloth 10K.

Ultra-lazy sloth

Homo Zapiens

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

'That one's going to be a klutz.'

How the goat got square eyes.

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

"I brought you coffee. Sorry it’s cold."

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

"Siblings? yes, I'm one of seven."

Monster Horrorscopes

TV Watch(ing) Dog for sale.

Sloth traffic jam.

'Boy, there are days I feel like doing even less than I usually do...'

"He tried living in the fast lane, but he didn't like it, so now he just sleeps all day."

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

'Sure, I am usually old and wise, but with you my boy, I just love to be silly!'

'I AM a three-toed sloth, but cartoonists always draw us with two toes.'

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

'Junior is just a little confused.'

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

Sloth Studios - "Lights! camera! inaction!"

Honey I'm Home

"Geoffrey's new year resolution was to give up self-respect."

"No one quite knew what Bob did to earn a crust...rumour had it he was a biologist...with a special interest in sloths!"

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

SlothPossum Watching Upside Down TV

The Tedious Adventures of Mr. Sloth...

'At least I'm not accused of being envious, lustful, greedy, prideful, gluttonous or wrathful.'

'Murdock oversleeps every day - He's always an accessory AFTER the fact.'

"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."