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'One day son, all this will be yours.'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Homo Gamus

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'

State of the Union

J. Greeble, MD: Practice limited to simple, straightforward, old-fashioned diseases.

"I'm running a loose ship."

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

The fox knows many things but the hedgehog knows one big thing.

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

'The doctor said that exercise could add years to my life. He was right. I feel 10 years older after that!'

"Sure I'm impressed...but it's three weeks old."

'Don't worry -- we'll have you up and around in five or six years!'

"The one time it's good to go with the flow."

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'

House Hubby.

"I envy you, not having any idea of what's going on these days."

'Must you eat without your shirt on? The crumbs falling into your navel are beginning to compost.'

The message that status symbols were so last year was getting through...

"He started off with a lazy eye and it spread to his whole body."

There once was a person who planted a seed

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

'My husband is a police detective. He does know how to toss a room.'

"Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?"

'Call yourself domesticated!'

'On the contrary, soap operas are a great time-saver -- you don't have to get married and have your OWN problems.'

"I come with my own cubicle."

Whoever said 'change was inevitable' never saw Fred's underwear.