Slippery Surface Strategist Mugs

Ice Rink sign.

"I AM at my usual position."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

'I remember when all this was fields.'

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Saving for Retirement.

"Are those my slippers?!"

"I was just telling a fellow today what a good rabbit dog you are."

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

Punishment for the kicker.

Dogs Bring Slippers.

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

"Well, you taught him to fetch our slippers."

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

Child's slipper getting caught in a mousetrap.

Dog wearing gas mask brings slippers to his owner.

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

Hal is such a nice guy, every dog in the neighborhood brings him slippers.

"Well, I was under oath, so I couldn't lie outright, but I'm a weasel of course, so I have a way with words..."

Sly Fox

"A guy in 'recovery' wants to buy your slippers."