Slippery Surface Strategist Gifts

Ice Rink sign.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"I AM at my usual position."

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

'I remember when all this was fields.'

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

Saving for Retirement.

Punishment for the kicker.

Dogs Bring Slippers.

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

"I was just telling a fellow today what a good rabbit dog you are."

"Are those my slippers?!"

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

"Well, you taught him to fetch our slippers."

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

I'm home! Where are my pipe and slippers? At the tobacco shop and the shoe store, respectively.

Footballers - Kevin Keagan

'Don't drop that snow globe, they'll close the airport.'

Child's slipper getting caught in a mousetrap.

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

Dog wearing gas mask brings slippers to his owner.

"Well, I was under oath, so I couldn't lie outright, but I'm a weasel of course, so I have a way with words..."

"A guy in 'recovery' wants to buy your slippers."

Sly Fox