Sidewalk Strategist Mugs

Watch for Pedestrians.

"Always remember to look both ways before crossing the pavement."

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

"I AM at my usual position."

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

Punishment for the kicker.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

Pavement Artist

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

Plane with banner shoots at another.

Footballers - Kevin Keagan

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

"Lemonade" "Vodka"

The 'Gulf' Coast League.

"This is my stop, Phil, you'll be C.E.O. till Sixty-third Street."

'I don't want to mention any names, but one of you isn't giving 100% out there.'

"Quick, Bartlett! Instill them with hope!"

'Never say never.'

Waddle and Don't Waddle.

'I'm proud of the lads. They show'd a lot of character coming back from one down. . . then two or three silly goals. . . At this level you get punished. But overall I thought we were a bit unlucky. . .'

Martin Jol

'No exceptions, Caldwell! If you want to make this team, you've got to make it past my mother-in-law!'

Sidewalk the game

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

'Look up... Look down... Look at my thumb. Gee, You're...'

'Mother, it WAS smooth enough already.'

'When he plays, our opponents hear footsteps.'

"He's told them many a time, not to let defenders shoot, but do they take any notice. . ?"

Two men trout fishing

'Remember, we're in red and yellow - all the rest are bad guys...'

The NFL is forced to add a new penalty to the rule book.