City Street Strategist Mugs

Clamped car in traffic

"He loves his leaf blower."

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

Hard Hat Area/Hard Nosed Area.

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

"Did you order takeout?"

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

Sidewalk the game

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

"Face it, Larry. We're small fish and des Moines isn't that big a pond."

Waddle and Don't Waddle.

Planning Office - Acquired by Tesco

Parking meter holdup

Watch for Pedestrians.

Country Mouse and City Mouse Meet Suburb Mouse

Poker Moms

"The boondocks R us, I guess."

Fake beggar.

Muggers.

Mowing the Lawn

"If the Greenlanders don't want to become Americans, Trump can buy our meadow! It's green, too, and we wouldn't have to keep pulling up the weeds!"

'That's what I love about New York - people leave you alone.'

'It's quite a learning experience. You'll be amazed at what you can live without.'

Begging ATM.

Turning away/ spare change -neck brace $10

'Trust me, if you see a man with a blurred out face. . . run!'

'Over Building'

Literal Following of Directions: RUN

"Baldo, you will never flip off people on the highway again...do you hear me?"

'Hello Ms. Russel, I'm going to be late in. I'm being held up at Euston.'

"'Scuse me, you getting out?"

'I'm not writing him out a ticket...you do it!'

Town Planning Dept looking at map with parks and green spaces. 'Ok! Let's eat our greens'

"Sure, I take credit cards. Wait here while I max it out.""