Splash Strategist Mugs

'Is it labor day already?'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Bring your own inflatable.

Frog in the puddles.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

Swimming Prankster

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

The Perfect Cannonball

'Distracting the fish.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

Water Slide

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'

Swimming Champion.

'Steroids.'

Artist Misses the Point

'C'mon, it's only up to your knees!'

Roger gets banned from the waterhole for a month

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

"Great! Now I'm torn between whether to post rants on X or Meta."

Some people bring sunshine wherever they go.

'Charity sends her thanks!'

Shark in the swimming pool.

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

The dream works when the team works!

'Don't be a sissy - It's not that cold!'

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim,'

A jogger being bombarded by tiny battleships in a pond.