Splash Enthusiast Mugs

'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'

Ace Pool Cleaners.

Roger gets banned from the waterhole for a month

'Synchronised swimming.'

'Distracting the fish.'

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim,'

'Hi, Mum- I'm on board.'

Baldo and a girl splash back and forth at the pool.

Fat man makes huge splash diving into swimming pool

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

Pool tsunami wave.

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

'Christmas Splash Charity: Fancy Dress Swim.'

"I see you've got your own buoyancy aids..."

'Nobody can splish-splash, like I splish-splash.'

"Please turn off all mobiles."

Shark in the swimming pool.

The Synchronized-Swim Team Quits

'He doesn't use drinking fountains. He can't swim.'

'Great news, I've just swum the channel...lenthwise.'

I love swimming.

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Bring your own inflatable.

Frog in the puddles.

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

The Perfect Cannonball

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

Swimming Prankster

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

"I've fallen in love with red paint."