Smooth Move Strategist Mugs

How to save face when you realize you're walking the wrong way.

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

"This is a fast-paced job you're applying for...what are your goals...where do you see yourself in the next 10 minutes?"

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

'You should have seen me sooner, Mr. Fenswick.'

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

'Governor game change and his replacement debate moderators...'

"Wel...come...to...my...zoom...meet...ing..."

'The classic pinstripe with construction boots delivers the authoritative butt-kicking power needed for Monday morning meetings.'

"Good thing I listened to you and implemented the new strategy."

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

'After all these years of purposely losing to the boss, I beat the pulp out of him and turned in my resignation.'

"Daddy's going of to defeat terrorism in subtler, economic ways."

"Now, now, let's try using our NPR voice."

'I went in to get my mortgage renewed. I said: 'Make it for eight months and four days!'. . . Am I only the one who thinks the world ends in December?'

"Mind if we play through?"

"...The sun sank slowly in the west. Time slowed down to a crawl, and there was no reason to hurry. The tortoise knew he had time to kill. Haste makes waste, he thought..."

"Hold on ! Hold on! When you said you'd played this game before at school...."

Eligible Bachelor: 'Shall I follow you up, Annie; or leave myself for Lizzie?'

'Believe it or not General, the Army is already charging...'

"Just take the crowd out of it. Imagine everyone is naked."

Athletes doing hurdles, short athlete has vaulting pole.

Temp Agency Personnel. Where do you see yourself in five weeks?

'The brood mares are coming this way! If they ask you if they look fat the answer is no!'

Chess Trainer

Muggers.

"Bob takes too long to make a decision. Let's ask Phil."

Begging ATM.