"There's no need to call me names, Slime-Breath!"
Slime-breath Squad Member Gifts
Looking for a fun way to recognize a slime enthusiast? Our creative gift collection is perfect for slime-breath squad members who adore making, playing, and squealing over their gooey masterpieces. From quirky mugs to vibrant t-shirts, celebrate their slime obsession with something as imaginative as they are.
Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...
'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'
'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'
It's an experiment.
Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.
The girl who has everything...
I am your BIGGEST fan!
"Good to have you aboard. Now, let's meet some of the oddballs weirdos and eccentrics you'll be working with."
This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.
Snow White and the Seven Dorks.
"Oh, wait. He's on their side."
"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."
The hostage rescue team
"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."
"So what's your success rate?"
"Happy slime trails to you, until we meet again!"
"Oh darn, there it is right there: side effects may include squid head."
Hospital: Accident and Emergency and On Purpose and Suffering Nicely.
The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.
'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'
"I've joined the world's fastest growing social media website..."
Target practice
Snail to Slug.
SWAT Police Chase
Meet Mister Printer!
Dancing with death.
Tunnel of Love
'C'mon, Alan, it was just a joke! Don't you think you're overreacting?'
Applied Medical Research Limited - Caution, Carnivorous Slime Crossing
SWAT The Press
"Someday I want to join the swat team."
"You're Slime, right?"
You win some, you ose some.
"Actually it's in his profile - he used to knock on doors and run away."
Slime-breath Squad Member Gifts Collection
Slime-breath Squad Member Mugs
Discover our quirky slime-breath squad mugs, perfect for unleashing their creative spirit every morning.
Slime-breath Squad Member Pillows
Find playful slime-inspired pillows to add cozy, creative flair to their favorite space.
Slime-breath Squad Member Prints
Check out vibrant slime-themed prints that bring the chaos and creativity of slime to life on your walls.
Slime-breath Squad Member T-Shirts
Explore fun and colorful slime-breath squad t-shirts that let their slime obsession shine in style.