Slime-breath Squad Member Pillows

"There's no need to call me names, Slime-Breath!"

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

It's an experiment.

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

The girl who has everything...

I am your BIGGEST fan!

"Good to have you aboard. Now, let's meet some of the oddballs weirdos and eccentrics you'll be working with."

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

The hostage rescue team

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

"So what's your success rate?"

"Happy slime trails to you, until we meet again!"

"Oh darn, there it is right there: side effects may include squid head."

Hospital: Accident and Emergency and On Purpose and Suffering Nicely.

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

"I've joined the world's fastest growing social media website..."

Target practice

Snail to Slug.

SWAT Police Chase

Meet Mister Printer!

Dancing with death.

Tunnel of Love

'C'mon, Alan, it was just a joke! Don't you think you're overreacting?'

Applied Medical Research Limited - Caution, Carnivorous Slime Crossing

SWAT The Press

"Someday I want to join the swat team."

"You're Slime, right?"

You win some, you ose some.

"Actually it's in his profile - he used to knock on doors and run away."