'My trick for looking slimmer is to only have friends who are fatter than me - not you, of course...'
Slim-seeker Gifts
Looking for a motivational gift for the slim-seeker? Our collection of witty and uplifting products inspires perseverance in fitness and healthy living. Perfect for anyone dedicated to their wellness journey, these items add a humorous touch to their day. Whether it's for a workout enthusiast or someone committed to a healthier lifestyle, find the right gift that celebrates their pursuit with a dash of humor and motivation.
"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."
"It seemed like miles to me!"
"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."
"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."
Top Ten New Year's Resolutions
'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'
International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing
"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."
Shrink
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"To be honest...if it wasn't for the dog I wouldn't get any exercise at all!"
"Couldn't you have waited till she was smiling before you injected the botox?"
I'm home! Where are my pipe and slippers? At the tobacco shop and the shoe store, respectively.
Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.
'I'm working off Saturday's sundae.'
'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'
'This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing. It's salty.'
"A guy in 'recovery' wants to buy your slippers."
'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'
Toboggan Hitchhiker
'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'
Taxi
"So what's your success rate?"
'You'd better cut it into six pieces I don't think I could eat eight!'
"We're not dividing the bill. We're dividing the calories. Two people had cheesecake..."
"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"
"Pace yourself, Mother."
Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.
"I don't think I could fit another slice in...oh, hold on."
Dog fetching clown shoes (colour version).
"If a bowl of ice cream isn't the answer, you're asking the wrong question."
'Diets are easy, I've been on loads of them.'
'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'
'Oh, isn't he clever? He's brought you your slippers.'
Slim-seeker Gifts Collection
Slim-seeker Mugs
Explore our collection of motivational mugs designed for the slim-seeker. Perfect for energizing mornings and inspiring healthy habits.
Slim-seeker Pillows
Discover playful and encouraging pillows for the health-conscious. A cozy reminder of their wellness goals.
Slim-seeker Prints
Find inspiring and humorous prints that celebrate the slim-seeker’s dedication to health and fitness.
Slim-seeker T-Shirts
Check out our fun and fitness-inspired t-shirts for the slim-seeker. Wear your motivation and make a statement wherever you go.