Sleep Tracking Gifts

"I didn't get much sleep-I was up late playing with the settings on my sleep app."

'My fitness tracker only logged three hours of sleep last night, but so far today I'm at five hours of day dreaming.'

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

Wordplay: Hibernation.

"Try thinking about something else."

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

"The overthinker"

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"You're hogging the covers again!"

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

Sheep Ledger

"Yours is adjustable?"

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

Broken Alarm Clock.

"I object!" "Overruled!"

"Time for bed, guys."

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

'Whaddya mean, 'Quit hogging the blanket'? There's a blanket in here?