David Cameron - rules don't apply
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Cat with Nine Still Lives
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A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".
Bad gifts
Pam learned the importance of browser support.
'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'
'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'
'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'
The composer of the 'Twelve Days of Christmas' song.
"I think your tailor has seriously miscalculated your rise, Herbert."
'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'
'He left me five minutes after he got his new National Health glasses.'
"As most MPs are lawyers that should give you a clue as to the mess we are in!"
'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'
"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."
With the exception of the cold coffee and poor selection of donuts, I think the meeting went well.
'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'
'Noooo! You idiot! For crying out loud! Sear it first! Then a slow oven.'
Pantomimes Are Lousy Painters. . .
Dorothy and the singles bar
'Of course I believe in Santa. Just not a publicly funded one.'
"Well, I think they fit perfectly."
"They're so realistic."
Style Consultant
'And in today's health market - coffee is up, fats are mixed, and sugar continues its downward slide.'
"Do you have any camouflage pants? I want to hide my hips."
Santa's Helpers
"My tailor just won't accept that I've grown as a person."
'The fad is to wear hospital staff uniforms - not patient gowns!'
"...Now will you believe me! It's too...big!"
This is the Ask Sadie Show. You're on, caller. What's your problem? Global warming. Stop yer snivelling! You should be grateful! But … No more pretending not to hate your friend's ugly cardigan sweaters. No more lumbago or arthritis acting up every time there's a cold spell. We could walk around in the buff year-round and still be toasty. The benefits are endless! But it's so hot! HOJ.
Zoo. The idea to dress the animals in clothes in not working out well. The leopard refuses to try anything new. A leopard will never change its spots. Ironically, the penguins are most uncomfortable on casual Friday. Penguins like their formal wear. If I get a button off line when dressing the girafde, I'll be behind schedule all day. Worst of all, zebras has a horrible fashion sense. Yikes! Stripes with plaids!
"It was all we could afford in the end."
Fashion House - In/So last week.
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