Spectacle Style Critic Pillows

'He left me five minutes after he got his new National Health glasses.'

Victorian Lady

"That shirt is so last year."

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

The experts thoughts that the aliens were super-intelligent were fooled by their hideous hairstyles.

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

'That guy is SO tacky.'

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.

NEW FALL LINEUP

Avoid boys who spend more on hair products than you do!

"My father would never let me marry a boy with a combover."

'I'm going to stop coming here -it's completely lost it's fresh, country atmosphere!'

"The sideburns really do nothing for me!"

Mirror, mirror, oval in shape, who's that pretentious beret-wearing ape?

Budget cure

Rolling the red carpet before and after the important man

Before becoming an astronomer, James worked in the fashion industry.

Mayor Gojo presents a keycard to the city to celebrity.

"Henry is addicted to all of the Court programs."

"No, you can't go out like that. Just because the world is ending is no reason to dress like a heathen."

"It's amazing how the captures one's true, inner self."

Pants...Before & After

'When we said 'One size fits all' we didn't mean all at the same time.'

'You passed the physical, but your underwear is on the critical list.'

Book worm.

"It is a tossup between the devil you don't know and the devil you don't wan to know."

"You know what? This new fashion for bare midriffs looks pretty awful on some humans..."

Man crashes his car before leaving the driveway because he forgot his glasses.

"Dad."