Spectacle Style Critic Pillows

'He left me five minutes after he got his new National Health glasses.'

Victorian Lady

"That shirt is so last year."

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

The experts thoughts that the aliens were super-intelligent were fooled by their hideous hairstyles.

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

'That guy is SO tacky.'

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.

NEW FALL LINEUP

Avoid boys who spend more on hair products than you do!

'I'm going to stop coming here -it's completely lost it's fresh, country atmosphere!'

"The sideburns really do nothing for me!"

"My father would never let me marry a boy with a combover."

Budget cure

Before becoming an astronomer, James worked in the fashion industry.

Rolling the red carpet before and after the important man

Mayor Gojo presents a keycard to the city to celebrity.

"Henry is addicted to all of the Court programs."

"It's amazing how the captures one's true, inner self."

"No, you can't go out like that. Just because the world is ending is no reason to dress like a heathen."

Pants...Before & After

'When we said 'One size fits all' we didn't mean all at the same time.'

Book worm.

'You passed the physical, but your underwear is on the critical list.'

"You know what? This new fashion for bare midriffs looks pretty awful on some humans..."

"And the award goes to...but then again, why bother?"

Man crashes his car before leaving the driveway because he forgot his glasses.

"Dad."

"It is a tossup between the devil you don't know and the devil you don't wan to know."