Style Critic Pillows

Pants...Before & After

"Dear, the cargo shorts have got to go."

'Are you sure 'One Size Fits All' is a designer label?'

Before becoming an astronomer, James worked in the fashion industry.

'You passed the physical, but your underwear is on the critical list.'

Avoid boys who spend more on hair products than you do!

"I told you he'd notice."

"Definitely. Wearing a ballcap that way makes you look years dumber."

"No, you can't go out like that. Just because the world is ending is no reason to dress like a heathen."

"I'd like to return these - the fabric has way too much memory."

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

'I'm returning this outfit. It's not in fashion.'

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

'That guy is SO tacky.'

Man to wife: 'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

'What do you mean, where have all the bare midriffs gone?. . .'

"Because when a guy wears them on the beach, people speed the other way."

"Very fantastic style guide (Protip: a dash of red adds flair)."

'I'm going to stop coming here -it's completely lost it's fresh, country atmosphere!'

'Don't ya love relaxing at the beauty shop, Joy?'

My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.

"Dad."

It's not unusual to have a coat on your tongue, Mr. Fusco. What I do find strange is the Chesterfield collar.

Do you think the little thing above my beret looks silly? Not as silly as the thing beneath your beret.

"Gift or not, I'm returning this shirt."

Baracracy

Politics isn't about Politics, it's about Style and Tone So Let's Admit It

"Oh, Larry, you have a pretentious goatee on your upper lip and chin."

Budget cure

"Modernism, if i may make a suggestion, Madam, is becoming just a little dated."

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

"That shirt is so last year."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"