Denim Critic Pillows

"I'm sick of you, Henry. I'm sick of you, and I'm sick of denim!"

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

Bobbies library of jeans

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"That shirt is so last year."

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

"How can we order wine with dinner? You're not wearing a necktie."

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

'I'm glad to see you finally pulled in sales. Nevertheless, you're fired. Here, we're dealing with socks and shoes, not with suits and shirts.'

'Do you have any relaxed fit jeans that aren't quite so relaxed?'

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

Cowboy

"Yes... you'll be wearing that bridesmaids dress for eternity!"

"I think your tailor has seriously miscalculated your rise, Herbert."

"Wow, maybe Heidi Klum looks like Gisele Bundchen."

"December 29, 1991: Janet sacrifices months of self esteem therapy for the perfect New Year's Eve dress." "It's called an 'Everest' gown because it would be a monumental task to squeeze that mountain you call an ass into it."

How to recognize a German tourist...

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

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Jeans Styles

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

'Isn't it enough to have long hair?'

"Sorry, but it's store policy to remove man buns by any means necessary."

'I see you've dressed to go clubbing.'

'What's with kids nowadays and tattoos?'

"Whoah, triple denim!"

Totally Relaxed Fit Jeans