Slasher Film Fanatic Pillows

'Wow. Hitching a ride on a lonely road, during a storm... You realise how many 'slasher' movies start like this?'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Werewolves of London..."

Giant slug attacks a city

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"Which part are you reading for?"

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

Star Wars Audience

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

Cinemuck

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

The Mummy's Purse...

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."