Slasher Film Fanatic Mugs

'Wow. Hitching a ride on a lonely road, during a storm... You realise how many 'slasher' movies start like this?'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

The Elliot Ness monster.

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

"Werewolves of London..."

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

What's an Imax cave?

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

Reese Witherspoon

Giant slug attacks a city

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"Which part are you reading for?"

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

Star Wars Audience

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

Cinemuck

Mega Cosmic Films. It's about a squad of ninja nuns? Yes, we call it "Force of Habit"!

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

The Mummy's Purse...

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

John Barth wrote "Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story." That he did, little buddy. But what if a person spends most of his life watching tv, films, Youtube, Instagram, Facebook, etc? What if my -- I mean, this person's -- life story is watching other people's life stories? Does that make other people the hero of this person's story? Sometimes I don't know where I end and Kanye begins. That'd be somewhere around Kim Kardashian.

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

Hollywood producer.