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"Our flight is delayed again?"

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

Two airplanes

"It beats flying for your food."

While doing routine recon over the pacific ocean, lietenants Cromwell and Olsen make a startling discovery.

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

Aurora

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

Dark Clouds

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

bird

Astronomer reaching for the stars through a telescope (with his hand coming out of the top, near the stars).

"I know it's a pie in the sky, Henshaw, but from a career perspective point of view we'll log it in as 'unidentified small aircraft'."

"You're still using that old thing? Just download Google Mars!"

A man shoots at a drone.

Entry level astronomer...

Dogfights/Drone Fights

"Since you've been watching me on my planet, I was hoping you could tell me where I lost my phone."

'I always forget whether I'm flying a 747 or playing an organ.'

Dutch Boy With Finger In Dyke

Airshow.

Alien Mount Rushmore

'So we meet again...'

"But having less legroom puts you closer to your screen."

Angel Crash

'Look at how the simple little creatures are attracted to the light!'

"I just wanted you to hear it from me first, before you read it in the sky."

"It's bring-your-kid-to-work, day."

"We'll begin boarding our first-class passengers after a ten-minute pause in honor of the even wealthier people who fly in private jets."

"Does the radar make my backside look big?"