Sky Wardens Mugs

"Our flight is delayed again?"

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

Two airplanes

While doing routine recon over the pacific ocean, lietenants Cromwell and Olsen make a startling discovery.

"It beats flying for your food."

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

Dark Clouds

Aurora

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

bird

Astronomer reaching for the stars through a telescope (with his hand coming out of the top, near the stars).

"I know it's a pie in the sky, Henshaw, but from a career perspective point of view we'll log it in as 'unidentified small aircraft'."

Dogfights/Drone Fights

"Since you've been watching me on my planet, I was hoping you could tell me where I lost my phone."

Entry level astronomer...

'I always forget whether I'm flying a 747 or playing an organ.'

Dutch Boy With Finger In Dyke

Airshow.

"We'll begin boarding our first-class passengers after a ten-minute pause in honor of the even wealthier people who fly in private jets."

Angel Crash

'So we meet again...'

"I just wanted you to hear it from me first, before you read it in the sky."

"It's bring-your-kid-to-work, day."

"Does the radar make my backside look big?"

"Look at thse plodders down there - what do they know of exhilaration?"

'Look at how the simple little creatures are attracted to the light!'

"But having less legroom puts you closer to your screen."