Skywatchers Mugs

Alien Mount Rushmore

Children's Parties

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Cariactures

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Glance Exchange

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

'Since we're being so honest, perhaps I should mention that I liked you better as an egg.'

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Coffee shop

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Aliens and Environmentalists

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

"Do you want a drink or do you need a drink ? We're very busy...."

While doing routine recon over the pacific ocean, lietenants Cromwell and Olsen make a startling discovery.