Skywatchers Gifts

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Cariactures

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Glance Exchange

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'Since we're being so honest, perhaps I should mention that I liked you better as an egg.'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Coffee shop

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

Aliens and Environmentalists

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

"Let me through – I'm morbidly curious!"

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

"Do you want a drink or do you need a drink ? We're very busy...."

While doing routine recon over the pacific ocean, lietenants Cromwell and Olsen make a startling discovery.

"It beats flying for your food."