Skywatcher Gifts

'Yes, there are a lot of stars, Son. Not as many as there are equity mutual funds, but a lot, nonetheless.'

'It's no good, I still feel damned significant.'

Glimpses One Dollar

"Squirrel!"

The Star Gazer

Santa Claus Caught on the Moon.

Aliens and Environmentalists

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Cariactures

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Intelligent people laugh too!

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

'Well, thanks, but we have no need of a Divorce Lawyer: We're Lovebirds you see...'

Glance Exchange

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

"Two vegans, please."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Bird Torture.

Beaver tower